A Little Story from Bayan – The Usual Cruelty

So here’s something that happened today:

Someone was banging against our garage door today, my sister goes to check and sees it’s a kid around maybe 10 or so from our neighbor, maybe younger. Anyway, she tells him to stop it and turns out he was banging because he heard our dog. Ok, retard.

Anyway, he then comes back after a bit with a STICK and his maid trailing behind him, and does it again, my sister says “what are you doing?? Why do you have a stick??”

His reply?

“Because there’s a dog”

Ok, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce for you the inbred retards of this place (I’m not exaggerating or lying about the inbreeding)

I wish I was there to beat him senseless with the stick.

Ah and yea, this is pretty much daily life in this country, the good people are so rare and hard to find because they like to stay away from these primitive idiots.

A little backstory of these inbred mother fuckers (LOL this could be a literal phrase – the mother fuckers part):

1. They are religious

2. They breed in bulk non-stop (contraceptives is a no-no or something they’ve never heard of – no guys, I’m not exaggerating)

3. They are uneducated

4. They believe they will go to Heaven (no, seriously, these people believe that! Even though they treat animals HORRIBLY and their house-keepers and everyone else they consider of a “lower nationality” like they are dirt)

Dear God, if you are there, how about having a car run over such people and leave them paralyzed and then have their parents dump them in the corner and rot in their own filth.

Various Avocado Mask Recipes

Reason why I’m gathering these masks together here is mostly to have the most useful recipes on hand, and at the same time spread them with whoever comes across my blog  (n_n)b


“Avocado face masks are one of the best and most nutritious masks that you can use on your skin. The fruit is packed with vitamins and unsaturated fats that work wonders on people who have acne as well as sensitive or dry skin. They also help to slow down the aging process making them highly versatile and desirable. Here are some avocado face mask recipes that are effective, inexpensive and so easy to make that you’re sure to love them.” – Spontaneouschick.com

1) Avocado Oatmeal Face Mask

This is one of the best Avocado face masks for people with dry skin it’s super moisturizing and help to restore damaged skin.

  • ½ Ripe avocado
  • ½ Cup of oatmeal

Cook the oatmeal as instructed on the package and mash up the avocado meat with a fork. Mix the two ingredients together and apply the paste to your skin. After 10 – 15 minutes wash it off with lukewarm water and pat your skin dry.

2) Avocado Honey Face Mask

It really works to give your skin a beautiful glow.

  • 1 Ripe avocado
  • 1 Tablespoon of honey

Mash up the avocado with a fork and stir in the honey until it turns into a paste. Once done apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15- 20 minutes. When you’re done, wash off the mixture with lukewarm water and pat your face dry with a soft towel.

3) Avocado Yogurt Face Mask

This avocado face mask is also a great one for people who need to pump up the moisture in their skin and is one of my favorites for the cold winter months.

  • ¼ Ripe avocado
  • 1 Teaspoon of plain organic yogurt
  • ½ Teaspoon of honey

Using a fork mash the avocado until it’s soft and then mix in the honey and yogurt to make a paste. Apply it to your skin for 10 – 15 minutes and remove it by washing your skin with lukewarm water.

4) Avocado Egg Face Mask

A recipe that makes for a great avocado face mask for acne because it reduces the oil found on the face.

  • ½ Ripe avocado
  • 1 Egg white
  • 1 Tablespoon of fresh lemon juice

Mash up the avocado with a fork and fold in the egg white and lemon juice. Apply it to your face for 10 to 15 minutes being careful to not get it into your eyes. When finished wash your skin with lukewarm water and pat it dry.


Source: SpontaneousChick

Homemade Play dough!


Play Dough

Found this awesome recipe to make some good play dough, I’m so gonna do it on a boring day xD  It says it’s edible and you can add some extract to not have it taste bitter…….hmmmmmmm……. the possibilities   (n_n)b

1 C Flour
1 C Water
1/4 C Salt
1 TBSP Vegetable Oil
2 tsp Cream of Tarter
Food Coloring (actual coloring or a kool-aid packet will do)
Sparkles (optional)
Sauce Pan and Wooden Spoon

Pour in all the ingredients and mix well.

Once the mixture is (mostly) clump free. Heat over MEDIUM heat.

Stir. Don’t stop stirring. After a few minutes it will start to clump up.

Stir, Stir Stir.Just keep stirring until the Play Dough is formed. It will  form one big clump.

Remove from heat, and knead by hand.

Once cooled it’s ready to go.


Source: Kristan Lynn


Unwanted facial hair BE GONE – No waxing needed!


Isn’t that great news? A completely unwanted-hairless face through no pain! I’m gonna try it out soon😛

Facial Hair Scrub:

  • 1 tsp ground coffee
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • And a little bit of water to make this into a paste

Very gently exfoliate your skin with it and keep it on for 5-10 mins and then rinse off. Do this once a week

Facial Hair Mask

After exfoliating, use this mask, you’ll need:

  • Gram flour (Besan)
  • Curd
  • Pinch of Turmeric

Use enough Gram flour and Curd to make it a paste, ok? But keep the turmeric to a pinch only, or else your face might turn orange (or so I’ve heard xD)

Now keep this paste on for 20 mins and then rinse it off with cold water. Not only does this get rid of unwanted hair but also lightens up your face.



Honey – Not only Sweet but Useful!


So what’s the deal with honey? It’s not only there for your sweet tooth but also helps with keeping your face looking good! ;p

It’s one of the best natural ingredients and can help with skin problems such as:

  • Acne prone skin
  • Sensitive skin
  • Getting rid of scars, whiteheads, blackheads
  • Softens skin
  • Improves complexion

You can use it as different things, for instance:

Cleanser: You just apply the honey all over your face, then wash it with off with warm water. It’ll remove skin impurities!

Scrub: You can use it as a scrub, just mix honey with fine sugar.

Mask: Use it as a face mask for smooth and glowing skin instantly